This happened to me a few weeks ago, but it needs to be documented.
I was at karaoke with a few friends, our usual spot, and it was late in the night so I had already had quite a few rounds of drinks. I was sitting at a booth, and I noticed a rather awkward-looking fellow standing near the bar, who looked like he was trying to make eye contact with me to get my attention.
I pretended not to notice him, and continued whatever meaningless conversation I was having with the people sitting around me. The awkward guy approached our table, introduced himself to me, and said, “I remember you!”
“Oh,” I replied, glancing over his face, “I’ve never seen you before in my life.” He extended his hand to shake mine, and then retreated back over to the bar. (more…)