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» Arwen is a 25-year-old New York native. Originally hailing from Long Island, she likes to spend most of her time in New York City. She's loud, quirky, and has a short attention span. Some of the things she enjoys are sushi, video games, cosmetics, and all things Japanese. More?

Archive for the ‘Gross’ Category

This shit stinks

Monday, January 5th, 2009

We have been having a lot of problems with our roommate. I’m not sure what his ethnicity is, but I know that he speaks barely any English, and communicating with him is damn near impossible. Firstly, my husband and I pay $700 a month for us and our dog. He pays $400 a month, and [...]

Dogs may be cute, but they’re gross!

Saturday, June 21st, 2008

Look at this picture, and you will see a seemingly innocent, fluffy, lazy corgi. Underneath that cute, cuddly exterier lies canine instinct, which usually lends itself to sniffing rear ends and licking gross surfaces, and just being all around disgusting. I’ll give you an example, from what my husband told me Penelope did this morning. [...]

When you thought your job couldn’t get shittier…

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

I just installed the new Firefox 3, and despite most of my plugins not being compatible, it’s sexy. Notice that a lot of my posts relating to my job have to do with poop? Yeah, well the shit just keeps flowing. Yesterday there was a major sewage leak in the men’s locker room. The locker [...]

Quite possibly the grossest bathroom story ever

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

The title pretty much sums it up. If you have a weak stomach, stop reading here. I’m serious. What I witnessed isn’t for the faint of heart. And I swear to the Powers That Be, if I ever have to witness something like that again, I’m going to snap. Up to the point that this [...]