Real-life Jerry Springer
Just when I thought this was going to be another fairly uneventful weekend (even though it really wasn’t), the best fucking scenario falls into my lap. Or rather, unfolds on the street in front of me.
Eric and I had decided to go get some dinner. We’re walking down the street, and as we near the major intersection near where we live (see also: Queens Boulevard), we heard yelling. A skinny white girl with long blonde hair wearing daisy dukes, a tee shirt, and a trucker hat, and a rather plump black girl with a small fro were the ones making the noise. Upon closer inspection, the skinny girl was really a tranny with an obvious wig. Among the gathering onlookers was the tranny’s friend (also a skinny blonde tranny) and the black girl’s boyfriend (a white, preppy-looking guy with dirty blonde hair).
The black girl made her final remark, and turned to walk away. Tranny decided that this wasn’t over yet, and shouted after her, “You’re a NIGGER!”
This sent the black girl flying back, screaming “What did you say? Say that to my face, bitch!”
Tranny got all up in the black girl’s face, and enunciated very clearly, “You’re a nigger, bitch!” And then proceeded to scream the n-word several times in succession.
Tranny’s friend just stood back and watched with a pitiful expression on his face, and asked Eric for a lighter. “This is what happens when children open their mouths,” she remarked with a sigh, as the two started slapping at each other.
The black girl decided she wasn’t going to get dragged down to Tranny’s level, and started to storm off again. Tranny’s shopping bags were by the side of the road, and the black girl kicked one of them furiously and then hurled the other ones into the road. Tranny came charging at her and the fists… no sorry, the open-handed slaps started once again.
By now, the preppy boyfriend had stepped in. He had a water bottle that he kept squirting at Tranny to fend her off.
The whole ordeal lasted maybe 10 minutes. The insults were lame, the fighting was even more pathetic (I could have kicked all their asses in my sleep), and it was so awesome that Eric and I couldn’t stop talking about it during dinner.
I fucking love New York City.
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July 20th, 2008 |
11 Comments
Only in New York!
Damn, why don’t I live closer to Queens Blvd?!
The trailer park got uprooted by a tornado and fell right in the midst of Queens. Luck-y!
LMFAO! I think that’s quite possibly, the most interesting/entertaining thing I have read today — I can only begin to grasp how much better it was in real life. XD;
Mmm, real life dramuh!
Hahahah omg that is some serious epicness.
Woah that’s insane. At least you didn’t have to sit at home and watch Springer when it was right there in front of you.
That is hilarious! I would’ve loved to see that. I miss NYC.
That’s sounds like it would of been hilarious to watch!
lmfao!! That’s hilarious! I can imagine the bitch slapping as a normal cat fight between two women, er, something like that. But the guy squirting him with water?! That’s funnier than the tranny slapping the other woman! I wonder what the cause was for all that.
I hate when people use racial insults to make another person angry, though.
Good grief. Hilarious, yes, but also a little sad that some people can’t control themselves in public.
Hahaha sounds like downtown Toronto lmao. I’m going to New York!
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