That movie makes me cry so hard.
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Kids say the darndest things

One of the security guards on my floor, William, told us this story that happened to him the other day.

There was a family with a little girl no older than 6 or 7, waiting for the up elevator to the observatory. The girl had one of those American Girl dolls. William bent down to the little girl and said, “You know it’s cold upstairs… you don’t have a jacket for her or shoes… isn’t she going to be cold?”

The girl looked at him and replied, “It’s a doll, you idiot.” The mother, shocked, turned to her daughter and insisted that we don’t call people things like that. “What?” the daughter retorted, “He IS an idiot!”

May 4th, 2008 | Lol, Work | Leave a response

10 Comments

5/4/08 @ 8:02 pm // Nat said:

Ha ha, that is gold.

5/4/08 @ 11:45 pm // Nellie said:

If I have kids, that’s how I want them to behave.

Rude but insanely intelligent at the same time. LOL.

5/5/08 @ 2:15 am // Paddy said:

Hahah that’s absolutely golden. Good on her!

5/5/08 @ 2:02 am // Ashley said:

LOL

That is friggin hilarious. Kids crack me up, but they sure are bratty sometimes. It’s usually the little girls too haha… figures.

5/5/08 @ 8:19 am // Christina said:

For once we have an example of how children are actually smart! Her mother should be proud, not embarrassed. I might actually have kids if there is some kind of guarantee that their behavior would resembling this.

5/5/08 @ 11:01 am // Destiny said:

Hahahhaa… that’s so funny! But however, I would still not let my child call an adult something like that. It’s still disrespect. Though I don’t necessary agree with Christina. This would just provide an opening for the child to sit on an adult’s head (in asian culture’s terms anyways) and then think that adults will bend head over ass for them.

5/5/08 @ 10:08 am // Laarni said:

hahaha winner!

5/5/08 @ 10:36 pm // Melissa said:

It’s not very often I actually laugh out loud reading a blog, but I just did.

Awesome!

5/12/08 @ 7:02 pm // Shannon said:

GOLD. Haha.

7/16/08 @ 8:25 pm // « shiny.nu! » said:

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