This is why I hate my job.
Yesterday, one of the custodians notified me that they were sending some people up to inspect the bathrooms on our floor. I usually keep my bathroom pretty clean, especially since the pubic lice scare on Tuesday. (Believe me, that’s a whole story in itself.) But I decided to go and do a once over, top to bottom, and clean EVERYTHING before the inspectors came up. I was in the middle of it all when three old pudgy women came in. I had to pause, as my bathroom only has three stalls. The first two ladies finished, and I wiped down the seats after them (even though they didn’t leave anything behind.
As I’m wiping down one of the toilets, the third lady exits her stall, proclaims to me, “I urinated on the floor a bit over there,” and LEAVES THE BATHROOM. Horriied, I crept over to survey the damage.
There was piss ALL OVER the floor, all over the seat, and she had taken pieces of toilet paper and threw them into the puddle on the floor, so they were all soaked and gross. She made no attempt whatsoever to clean up after herself. And it’s not like she was a foreigner, who could have played the “bathrooms are different where I come from” card; her accent and demeanor was clearly American. Of course, I had to clean it up.
Grown fucking women, people. The children who come into my bathroom have better toilet etiquette than most of the adults.
Ladies, if you were meant to pee standing up, The Powers That Be would have given you penises. Sit the fuck down when you pee.
April 24th, 2008 |
11 Comments
I would’ve punched that woman in the face! Honestly, what she did ,that’s just eww.
This story, although gross, is not nearly as funny (or gross) as the lice story. I think you should tell everyone about that.
jesus fucking christ. that’s disgusting! and people wonder why i’m paranoid to go to public restrooms… you are a braver person than i to work in that sort of job.
and yes tell the lice story!
I just dont understand people like that. You’re a woman, YOU SIT TO PEE! lol. There is no reason she should have peed on the floor.
You’ve got to be kidding me. I bet she wouldn’t piss all over the floor of her own toilet at home… or the toilet at someone else’s house.
Ew. I feel dirty thinking about it.
I was looking for a stall to go in the other day and one of them was like that, with SHIT on the seat too. Seriously, I’m so disgusted in women… I’ll go to the men’s next time. As I boiled with anger and disgust I thought of you working lol. I feel for you, I really do. How have you been otherwise?
hahaha.. that old woman really didn’t cleaned up her piss?? tskk.. that’s sooo disgusting and sooo mean! hahaha..XD
Take Care!
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Dur dur dur…whoopsie, tinkled a bit on the floor…maybe if I put some toilet paper bits it will somehow soak up!
Well, worth a try. Never mind, I don’t need to clean it up, the lady can pick up after me! You know what, I’ll just pee all over the floor…standing UP!
That is absolutely disgusting. Sorry you had to go through that.
Argh…thats just…so inconsiderate, and gross and just…I hope she doesn’t do that everywhere! That would make me sick. I would have taken her back and rubbed her nose in it and treated her like a dog. She wants to pee on the floor, she can face plant it.
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