Don’t fuck with me today.
I am in the crappiest, meanest, most bitchtastic mood ever today. They switched my shift from 8-4 to 9-5, but I got up at 6am regardless. Let me tell you, that extra hour really makes a difference.
There seemed to be an extra influx today of filthy tourists who felt it necessary to spray their urine all over the toilet seat and leave it there. Seriously, what the fuck people? I clean those toilets at least 15 times a day, there’s really no need to urinate all over them, let alone hover. Oh yeah, that’s why toilet seat covers were invented. FUCKING USE THEM.
I had to take a rush hour train on the way home. Not only did this morbidly obese mammoth of a woman shove in front of me as we were getting on the train, but had the nerve to sit in the seat I was going for (and the one next to it). Then as I stood there staring blankly (because her ass was four inches short of taking up TWO ENTIRE FUCKING SEATS), she laughed in my face. Stupid cunt, I hope your disgustingly ginormous sagging mammaries suffocate you in your sleep.
Did you know they actually give out tickets on the New York City subway for taking up more than one seat? Shit, where are the authorities when you need them?
Anyway, I’m just about done with my new layout. I’ll try to have it up tonight or tomorrow. I’ll also be adding a ton of new stuff over the course of the weekend.
Edit: New layout is up. If you click on any non-blog links, you’ll probably get a 404 page. You’ve been warned.
Tags: bad mood, Bitching, fat people, mammoth, morbidly obese, new layout, new york city, nyc, pee on the seat, rush hour, subway, toilet seat covers, toilets, tourists, train, weekend
8 Comments
Yeah they need to fucking give out tickets here to people that do that shit. I totally understand what you mean, with the toilets and the fucking transit. People think we’re nicer up here?! I don’t see it.
How have you been otherwise? I’ve missed talking to ya! I figured out that layout thing I sent you the link to as well so ignore that email if you got it.
Ooh haha – moody Rosie! But I can completely agree, people who piss all over the floor or the toilet seat make me feel sick, especially when it’s just LEFT there. Whether they’re in public or not, they shold have the decency to clean up after themselves. Ugh..
I really like the new layout. Just in time with spring in full swing. Ewww, sadly that rhymed. So un-intended. Anyways, I’ve had days like that. Unfortunately, all of us has. Hope things get better. And I work at a doctors office and we still have to clean our own public restrooms. People can be so nasty. I don’t know, I guess I expected them to be cleaner at a doctor’s office.
To be honest I preferred your last layout. It was much brighter, and this one reminds me too much of guitarangel.net.
This theme’s cool, reminds me so much of spring. I’d be really annoyed if I’d to keep cleaning toilets after people, I do it once a week at work in the staff toilets and it disgusts me – seriously, there’s 15 staff including me and yet the place is always nasty!
oh thanks
he he thats a pree made layout i am still workign on laring how to make my own layout fo wordpress
i like this layout its cute and i love the footer with the grass and stuff thats hot 

thanks about the valid coding i would no know where to start to fix it
thanks
I bet that fatty on the train takes up two toilets too, so she had to get another one in her bathroom.
What a fat twinkie-stuffing gurgling cunt.
I bet if you stabbed her with a fork, goo would flow out.
Ewww I hate it when people pee on the seat!! I was shocked when I used a toilet at Uni and found someone had left their monthly visitor ALL OVER the seat. Revolting! Aren’t we supposed to be adults?! CHRIST!
I think that’s fair that they fine people taking up more than the allowed space! Too bad no-one snapped that woman for you!
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