Marriage and more
As you all know by now, Eric and I got married on Thursday. It was nothing exciting; we trekked over to city hall in jeans and sweatshirts. Our star witness (a.k.a. Christina) forgot her camera, so we don’t have pictures. That’s okay though, because we got some video footage. While we were waiting to be married, they accidentally locked the door to the chapel and no one had the key. Christina said to Eric, “If I had two paper clips, I could totally pick that lock.” Eric shouted to the justice of the peace, “Hey! She said if she had two paper clips, she could pick that lock!” Christina was offered two paper clips and allowed to (unsuccessfully) pick the lock. The paper clips were way too bendy, and half an hour later, she still didn’t have the lock open. They eventually found the key, and we were able to get married.
The wrestling show I was in last night was crazy. At least, the match I was part of was. It was a triple-threat match, and my guy had two competitors: Minyon and The Zombie. Minyon wears black and red face paint, and Zombie… well, he’s a zombie. He wears ripped clothes, dirt, body paint, fake blood, and baby powder and random bits of foliage that he gathers from outside before his match. Between Minyon’s peeling face makeup, Zombie’s general grossness, and the green and red spew that came respectively from Minyon and Zombie, the ring was a mess. There was gross everywhere. And my guy, Santi, had it all sticking to him because he was sweaty, so every time I patted him on the back, I acquired large amounts of gross on my hands and had to wipe it off on my pants. Other than that, it was fun. Some little kid, probably no more than twelve years old, shouted “I want to see you naked!” at me. Seriously, kids these days? Wtf.
Christina was involved in the show also. She was the ring card girl for Eric’s match/fight, and she had what was more or less a sexy schoolgirl outfit on. It was hot, and apparently one of the wrestlers thought so as well. He asked me how old she was and if she was involved with anyone. I had to explain to him that she doesn’t do relationships, and had to put it nicely that he doesn’t have a chance with her, ever. After all, she’s taller than him.
Oh, and some little girl asked me what my name was. I was still all up in my gimmick outfit, so I told her “Kitty Vaughn.” She said “oh,” in sort of a disappointed tone of voice, and then followed it up with “because you look like a Bratz doll. You look like Yasmin.” I don’t see the resemblance. I really don’t.
Aside from some little petty bullshit that went on, last night was a blast. I look forward to the next show with much anticipation.
Tags: christina, crazy, grossness, justice of the peace, lock pick, married, paper clips, ring card girl, wedding, Wrestling, wrestling match, wrestling valet, zombie
March 9th, 2008 |
10 Comments
Oh so you’re the one who got married? I read about your wedding on someone else’s site. Congratulations!!
Funny the little girl thought you looked like a Bratz doll!
Yesterday was freakin’ awesome…aside from creep boy and my constant attempts to flee from his eye sight. That little girl was creepy. She asked me to hold her book thing and I had to calm myself down so I wouldn’t say something regarding my extreme anti-love for children. Ick. And I think I like dressing in small slutty outfits in public places…even despite the weird comments from “Uber Fat Kid” and “Dad with Children.”
Yasmin is finally married?! Haha, Arwen congratulations!!! Although, marriage is a lot of work: you have to edit your about section from ‘happily engaged’ to ‘happily married’. Bah, was it worth it? FTP and text editors all for the love of your life? Heheh, I wish you all the best!
Oh, you finally changed your copyright name (it looks so weird, by the way). I just got you as one of the sites to comment for Despair. It made me lol.
A Bratz doll?! WTF! You’re prettier than those things lmao. But it was a kid hehe. As for that other little kid…. holy shit yeah they say things we’d have never said when we were young. Fuck I’m feeling old here. :S
Aw no wedding pics. :’( Although I can totally picture you guys standing there, Christina trying to pick the lock hahaha that’s just awesome! I wish she had of been able to do it!
Congrats Arwen! I’m so happy for you! I wish you the best.
at least it sounds like you’ve got something interesting to tell ur kids!
O_O …
That has got to be the most casual wedding in the entire world! O_O Holy crap, man … Why didn’t you make a big deal out of it or anything …? I mean, I’ve decided I’m never going to get married, as I don’t believe in love, ((Always seems to be one sided,)) But if, for some weird reason, I was going to get married … I’d make a big, crazy, mind boggling production out of it, man! I’d probably have it in some rundown church, wearing a black dress and carrying dead roses or something, so it certainly wouldn’t be traditional by any means, but … At least it would be a big deal! O_O
Explain yourself! HUP!
Congrats on your marriage! Hope everything is wonderful! That’s cute that the girl thought you looked like a Bratz doll, ha ha. At least she gave you a compliment and didn’t say you looked like a troll doll.
Saw this very random blog just now and I gotta say that I do see the resemblence between you and Yasmin. However, you are more fun and real-life. I think it is a really nice compliment from that girl. And congratulations on your marriage – thought it was much longer than that! :-) Have a great weekend!
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