Pimp my vagina

Dude, Ashlee and I had the best fucking conversation before.

It all started with:
Petrify: having a vagina is like having a car
haha your face x: lol. girl problems. ><
Petrify: gotta get it serviced every so many miles
haha your face x: yeah, youy guys have it waaay easy
Petrify: check for leaks and replace parts as needed

I showed it to Ashlee, and:
dear x claudio x: LMFAO
dear x claudio x: omg
dear x claudio x: that’s so funny
haha your face x: hahaha
haha your face x: I’m like, dyyying over here
dear x claudio x: lmao
dear x claudio x: i’ve never compared a vagina to a car before, kudos to him for being creative.
haha your face x: hahaha
haha your face x: if you think about it though… having to go to the gyno every year (or every 6 months for me, ’cause I’m on the pill, blah) and getting the pap smear, and everything checked out… it’s a good analogy lol
dear x claudio x: it’s a perfect one
haha your face x: too bad my vagina can’t cart me around like a car does
haha your face x: cause then I’d be set
dear x claudio x: that would be phenomenal
haha your face x: XD
dear x claudio x: excuse me, i have to start my vagina
haha your face x: HAHAHA
dear x claudio x: that would be amamzing
haha your face x: oh my god
haha your face x: hahahaha
haha your face x: that’s fabulous
dear x claudio x: i can’t wait for that day … they should really come up with something like that … you know, put in a hover board or soemthing so we can levitate
haha your face x: HAHAHA!!!
haha your face x: “wow, how are you levitating?” “through my vagina.”
dear x claudio x: lmao
dear x claudio x: i would love to levitate via my vagina
haha your face x: hahahaha
dear x claudio x: i don’t think i’ve ever used the word vagina so many times in one conversation
haha your face x: seriously!
haha your face x: OMG, and instead of pimp my ride, it would be pimp my vagina!
dear x claudio x: OMG!!!
haha your face x: could you imagine!
dear x claudio x: i’ve get a flat screen tv down there!
dear x claudio x: *i’d
haha your face x: haha!
haha your face x: I’d totally bling mine out
dear x claudio x: lmao
dear x claudio x: an espresso maker, a 10 cd changer, the options are endless
haha your face x: lmfao!!
haha your face x: “hey, where’s that phat tune coming from?” “my vagina.”
dear x claudio x: lmfao
haha your face x: haha, we are terrible people.
dear x claudio x: yes, but we’re lovably terrible.
haha your face x: XD yes, yes we are
dear x claudio x: haha
haha your face x: this was like, the best conversation I ever had concerning vaginas
dear x claudio x: same. lol
haha your face x: definitely one for the record books. lol
dear x claudio x: haha “hey kids what are you watching?” “pimp my vagina, it’s a family friendly show, come join us”
haha your face x: LMFAO
dear x claudio x: i can’t wait for that to be on tv, after the hover board comes out though… i might be waiting a long time.
haha your face x: hahahaha
haha your face x: yeah, probably
dear x claudio x: i hope that if i die before the vagina hover board comes out, they chrogenically freeze my body and then thaw me out so i can fly by the seat of my pants.
dear x claudio x: well.. the crotch of my pants.
haha your face x: HAHAHA!
dear x claudio x: lol
haha your face x: omfg. we are so demented. I fucking love it.
dear x claudio x signed off at 10:29:14 AM.
dear x claudio x signed on at 10:29:17 AM.
dear x claudio x: sorry my computer froze then restarted itself
haha your face x: wb!
dear x claudio x: wb? lol
haha your face x: welcome back :-)
dear x claudio x: o lmao yeah i’m not cool enough to know that
haha your face x: haha
dear x claudio x: lol so where were we?
haha your face x: nah, I’m just way nerdy
haha your face x: vaginas?
haha your face x: pimped out vaginas?
haha your face x: and hoverboards?
dear x claudio x: o yes, vaginas.
dear x claudio x: hmm what else can be done to a vagina on a pimping out show?
haha your face x: haha
haha your face x: SUBWOOFERS!
dear x claudio x: omg
dear x claudio x: hydrolicks
haha your face x: lmfaoo
dear x claudio x: fuzzy dice
dear x claudio x: leather seating
haha your face x: HAHAHAHAHA
dear x claudio x: automatic windows
dear x claudio x: sunroof
haha your face x: tinted windows
dear x claudio x: lmfao
dear x claudio x: interior lights
haha your face x: spinning rims!
dear x claudio x: omg lmfao!!!!!
haha your face x: haha
dear x claudio x: on*star
haha your face x: airbrush detailing
dear x claudio x: “you are in a vagina, take the next left”
haha your face x: HAHAHA
dear x claudio x: hmm what would you get painted on a vagina?
haha your face x: flames!
dear x claudio x: lmfao
haha your face x: skull and crossbones!
haha your face x: nascar flags!
dear x claudio x: lmfao.. get the general lee detailing and have the confederate flag … they’d call it the daisy duke special
haha your face x: LMAO
dear x claudio x: the marilyn monroe is a li-print
dear x claudio x: *lip
haha your face x: hahahah!!
haha your face x: the bestsey johnson — hot pink
dear x claudio x: paris hilton, air brushing of another vagina and a chiaua

December 18th, 2006 | Friends, Lol | Leave a response