Captain 80′s
Captain 80′s came into CVS today. No joke. I felt like I’d stepped into a time warp.
He was at the drop-off counter, dropping off a refill. His long, dirty blonde hair was pulled back into a pony tail, leaving his wavy, frosted bangs leaning towards one side of his face. He had a single earring, the long, dangly type. Over his so-tight-it-must-be-painted-on black tank top was a long-sleeve shirt that was cut off just below the chest, and could affectionately be referred to as “off the shoulder.” He was wearing tight jeans, and I really didn’t get a good look at the rest of his getup. I buried my face in the refill slip, and muttered “Um, let me just check if we have this in stock,” then scampered off to the aisle where his medication could be found, even though I knew full well we had it in stock. I didn’t want to laugh in his face.
It was hysterical. I wish everyone could have seen it.
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