Dance, little monkey, dance!

OMFG. I think I’m going to cry I’m laughing so freaking hard. Seriously. I think I’m going to wet myself this is so funny. You see, normally I ignore flames on my site from something I posted on another site, because I think that the retaliation is somewhat childish. Not to say that what I had said in the first place wasn’t, because, well, it was. It was for Provance though, so I was forced to leave a comment. As many of you know, I don’t sugar-coat my comments. If I don’t like what a person wrote in their entry, and Provance says I’m obliged to comment on it, well then damn right I’m gonna say what’s on my little mind!

So. It was some chick’s site, and she had less than a paragraph of blog entry. It was uninteresting, un-detailed, and the rap-hip-hop-smack-my-bitch-up-type-music was really irritating (not to mention I have this thing against websites with music embedded in them. Especially when you can’t turn it off). This chick concluded her entry with something warning people not to leave “shallow ass comments”. I didn’t know what she meant by that, I thought it was in general, and I wasn’t going to waste more of my time by finding out her extensive history and the complete, true meaning behind “shallow ass comments”.

And I replied: “Don’t write shallow, un-detailed, boring blog entries, and people won’t leave shallow-ass comments.” Or something like it. Don’t quote me on that… it’s probably not exact.

Anyhoots, this chick left — get a load of this — four separate comments. Count them, four! And her friend left me one too. Someone who wasn’t even involved! Ha! Seriously though, people who think they and their friends can insult and intimidate me through the internet.. they make me laugh really hard.

Take a gander, because it’s funny. These are the comments she left me (copied and pasted directly from my comments page):

Sami | (link removed) | email | June 30, 2004 11:04 PM
Your the perfect example of those pimple face, so pale that you look transparent, ugly, elf looking, ugly ugly, insecure dick-heads that I hope to never in my life come in contact with. Obviously you had no idea by what I meant as in ‘shallow ass comments’ but no your stupid ignorant ass had to jump to a conclusion.If you have any intellegence what-so-ever you would have understood what I said. BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK. Now I’ll go treat myself to something for taking time out of MY LIFE to set your close-mind right. Have a horrible life you untalented BITCH.

Sami | (link removed) | email | June 30, 2004 11:04 PM
GET ON MY LEVEL

Sami | (link removed) | email | June 30, 2004 11:05 PM
…..wait

Sami | (link removed) | email | June 30, 2004 11:05 PM
YOU CAN NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER

And her little friend left me this charming tidbit:

Sasha (Saysha) | (link removed) | email | June 30, 2004 11:16 PM
Well, well, well, I hope that you know you wasted exactly 3 minutes of your non-important life to try and be a smart ass on my homegirls site.. Now that you have been straight put on blast by my girl Sami.. I suggest you never ever ever return to /f0cused because we can be some straight up crazy inet bitches fa real.. and so next time you find the need to be ignorant and a dumb duck take ya shit to one of those crazy ass scary white bitches cause the shit will not be tolerated from your half monkey looking ass.. And if you got shit to dish my way go ahead and Bring yo fat ass my way and you will surely regret that stupid half ass idea .. thank you and have a very fucked up day.. please do not hate.. it aint healthy.. prolly why you look the way you do now… Infamously Hated..

First off, I have to say, I hope they appreciate this. They’re getting free pluggage on my site. Hell, they’re getting a whole entry dedicated just to them and their comedy! Normally, you’d have to do something pretty tremendous to land in one of my blog entries…

And now, for my response to their humoring comments.

Your the perfect example of those pimple face, so pale that you look transparent, ugly, elf looking, ugly ugly, insecure dick-heads that I hope to never in my life come in contact with.

And you have to say ugly three times to get your point across? That’s pretty sad. I think your vocabulary’s a bit limited, as is your use of proper grammar. It’s “you’re” honey, not “your”. And I’m glad you hope never to meet me, the feeling’s mutual. I’m sorry you feel that way, though, I hope you get over it.

If you have any intellegence what-so-ever you would have understood what I said. BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK. Now I’ll go treat myself to something for taking time out of MY LIFE to set your close-mind right. Have a horrible life you untalented BITCH.

Maybe if I had a little more time (not intelligence) I would have read through the rest of your eyesore site and found out why you said “shallow ass comments”. And you’re right! Who gives a fuck? Not I! But apparently you do, and that’s why you came to my site to ream me out, am I right?

I won’t even go there with the second, third, and fourth comments. Although, I won’t ever stoop to your level. No thanks. As for the last comment… I didn’t choose to go to her site.. if it was my choice I wouldn’t visit a site like that. Blame Provance, for giving me her URL and telling me to go comment on her blog entry. Or maybe, blame me if you wish. Blame me for my bluntness, and my blatant dislike for sites that are harsh on the eyes, with embedded music and bland blog entries that have spelling and grammar errors. I’m sorry you guys feel that I’m such a hating person, and that I’m ugly and untalented, because I’m not. I can’t help being a smart-ass, it’s in my nature, so get over it. I hope you two have wonderful lives, and that you get over that mental block that causes you to flame other people’s sites needlessly. Did Provance tell you to do it? Well, maybe…

Anyhoots! Enough with that. Like I said earlier, normally I’d ignore something like this. But this was just too amusing. I don’t need people who don’t know me save for a smart-ass comment telling me what I am and am not, because I know what I am, I know who I am, and I’m very secure with myself. I would have waited until later in the week to blog, but this was just too good an opportunity to pass up. Other than that, I have nothing else to talk about. Time to answer some questions, and then get to sleep.

Tags: amusing, Drama, edrama, flames, funny, insults, stupid people

July 1st, 2004 | Drama, Internet | Leave a response