Chemistry project!

Oh. My goodness.

So, Lindsay hadda do this chem project, and it hadda be all like, show the elements in an artistic way, like a song or a commercial or — or even like, an MTV show. So, they decided to do like a “Real World” type thing.

Lindsay was hydrogen, the smallest element. One proton, one neutron… doesn’t really eat much. Anorexic.
Matt Wahl(?) was fluorine. Highly attractive. Typical high school jock, good looking.
Hugel was francium. Big loser-type. Always losing his keys (or electrons). Gets picked on by almost everyone, especially fluorine.
Madison was carbon. Bonds with everyone. Promiscuous. Cleavage and short, tight skirt.
Andrew and Christina were sodium and chlorine. Clinging to each other. Never apart for more than five seconds. Chaos reigned if they were.
I was neon. Neutral to everyone. Space cadet. In my own world. Bright colors. Glowsticks. Raver-type.
And Amy…. Amy was uranium. Her big thing was DON’T TOUCH ME I’M RADIOACTIVE YOU’LL GET CANCER AND DIE!

Needless to say, it was nothing short of brilliant. We even did like the clips with the little like interviews like in real world… Amy’s was by far the funniest. Madison has this little chihuahua (it was filmed at her house) that looks like it’s neurotic to begin with. So like, for Amy’s interview thing she’s sitting there all like “I don’t know why everyone wants to touch me!” And then she starts spazzing and going “GET AWAY DON’T TOUCH ME!!!” and waving her hands and the camera pans to this poor little frightened dog, who’s standing there like “what did I ever dooo?” Then like, it cuts, and you see Amy sitting on the ground coddling the dog, and half a second later she realizes that she’s being filmed, and starts going “WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET AWAY FROM ME!” and this poor dog goes from one second being coddled and having affection directed at it to being shooed out of Amy’s lap and screamed at.

It was fucking hilarious though. Honestly, with some practice and refining, this could be the next big reality show. Or something like that.

And then rotf at the end we were all like “Hi my name is so and so and I was this element.” and Amy forgot who she was, so it was like… “I’m Amy Zuchowski and I was ur… ur… anus??” *everyone busts out laughing*

OMG, I wish I could put it on the internet. Because this was seriously the best thing since sliced cheese.

May 16th, 2004 | Friends, Lol, School | Leave a response