The Medallion SUCKS!!!

Yesterday I went to Justin’s… Hugel was there; Robby and Lisa showed up later. We chilled for a while at Justin’s, and I watched Hugel play Black & White (because that game is awesomely amazing, and great for someone with a short attention span and easily amused like myself). Justin found a embossing tape embosser thing-a-ma-jigger in his garage, and I played with it for about an hour.

So then later, we all went to see The Medallion. DON’T GO SEE IT. It is THE WORST movie ever. Perfect waste of $9. Although, the fact that John Rhys-Davies was in it made me almost glad I went to see it. All of a sudden there he was and I was like “HEY LOOK! It’s Gimli!” and then Justin said “But he’s too tall.” to which I replied “Or maybe everyone else is short.”

Because Jackie Chan is a hobbit. Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh right….

But yeah, don’t go see The Medallion, even if you’re just going to see Mr. Rhys-Davies, ’cause he’s only got like, eight lines. There WAS one funny line though..

Jackie Chan: *panting heavily because he was running*
Other guy: You sound like an obscene phone call!

And there was a preview for Once Upon a Time In Mexico, and I attacked Justin, ’cause I wanna see that, ’cause Johnny Depp’s in it. And it was funny, cause when I was on the concession line earlier to get my popcorn, Justin poked me, so I whacked his shoulder, and he had a thing of nachos and cheese, and they were this close to almost spilling all over him. It was great. So I started attacking him during the preview for Once Upon A Time In Mexico, and he threatened to knock my popcorn over.

So yeah, the movie was bad, and as we’re leaving, and walking across the parking lot, all of a sudden Hugel starts skipping, and taking his half eaten bag of Reeses Pieces, throwing them up in the air and shouting “I’m the peanut butter fairy!” It was really, really, REALLY funny.

September 7th, 2003 | Friends, Fun & Games | Leave a response